March 2012
chubadubdub:
all I wanna do is have good sex and eat dried mangos and put on lipstick and shop.
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
February 2012
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k0dachrome:
I really just wanna go to Washington to visit Alex and meet her for the first time…If I be nice to family and talk to my dad I can get a plane ticket to Washington so easily, giving the excuse to see my Uncle & his family and visit Evergreen. Alex has just been crossing my mind lately, she’s so cute! HI ALEX. MWUAH! <3
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
